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June 18, 2011

To the wannabe flight attendant: Raise your aspirations next time

Today it was reported:

"Federal and local authorities are investigating an apparent airline security breach after an American Eagle Airlines employee allegedly used another man's identity to get a job as a flight attendant.

Jophan Porter, 38, has been charged with six counts of identity theft and three counts of forgery among a lengthy list of other charges, according to the Miami-Dade corrections website."

My advice to Jophan is this:

Next time, raise the bar!  I hear that you can become president of the USA with no ID!

And if it turns out that someone asks you for ID, you
won't have a problem with forged ID, no matter how crude and obvious the forgery is!

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